at least the rent is affordable

Rooster Jokes... the great cop out

I did a google search for Gastric Bezoars because I wanted to make a web comic about the stuff that doctors pull out of peoples stomachs only after looking at large stomach sized hairballs for a while and reading case studies by doctors and stomach specialists I was just too gorssed to go through with it so I made this instead. Go ahead google Gastric Bezoars... I dare you...

Je Suise Un Chemise

think about it...

I don't pay you minimum wage for my health...

psyched out vengance

Sunny Day Sweeping the Clouds Away...

this isn't a joke.

important call

this land is my land, this land is your land, actually...

I love my job

Public Service Announcement

I didn't make it I just posted it (and wish I'd made it)

you maniacs you blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!

and that's why I drink bleach

I won't be updating regularly for the next couple of days because I'm apartment sitting my fiancee's place and the internet is really patchy.

Stupid-ass Map

this isn't a joke.

go outside already

ho ho ho motherfucker

Hamburger Machine

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