the spam continues

I've been getting some really strange spal lately. this one evidently thinks I'm married to Sarah Palin also, how is this in any way a press release?

For Immediate Release............. contact Barry Samuels 646-896-1128

Caribaya Rums

Big Apple Communications


MEDIA ADVISORY

VP CANDIDATE SARAH PALINS HUSBAND IS THE HOTTEST THING TO HIT POLITICS

NEW YORK BASED RUM COMPANY WANTS TO
MAKE ALASKAS FIRST MAN, AMERICAS NEXT
SUPERMODEL WITH BILLBOARD- AD CAMPAIGN

Dear Todd:

I would like to take this opportunity to express my congratulations on being the nation’s “newest hottie.” We at Caribaya Rums are searching for a product supermodel to be placed on billboards and ads across the nation.

We would like to make an offer to you about representing our rum products. We at Caribaya Rums think that you would become a sex symbol to the millions of women that enjoy our product, as well as become the new face in the advertising world. Even though you live in the land of cold, we are sure that you would melt the tons of hearts that see this ad.

Celebrities and politicians provide the best exposure for product sales. Look what former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole did for Viagra. If your wife moves to Washington , you might be looking for a new job. Our ads appear on the back of every New York City bus.

Since our product comes from the tropical islands, our Madison Avenue team feels that a possible ad can have you revealing your bare chest, dressed in Hawaiian boxer shorts, surrounded by our rum.

Thank you for your anticipated review of this request. Should you accept an offer from us we know that Alaska ’s “first dude” will be the most popular spouse in the world.

Sincerely,

Martin Silver. President and CEO

The Best Nigerian Fishing Scam Ever

Attn: Dear Friend,

I am Captain Bentley John Grass of the U.S. Marine Force on Monitoring and International Peace-Keeping Mission in Baghdad - Iraq. On the 26Th day of June 2003 we were alerted on the sudden presence of some terrorists camping in a surburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After immediate intervention we captured three 3 of the Terrorists twenty-six 26 were killed leaving seven 7 injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being militants/rebels for late Ayman AL-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains suspected nuclear weapons one filled with hard drugs cocaine and the other four to my amazement contain Raw Gold, some huge amount of US Dollars bills amounting to USD $50Million after I and four of my junior intelligent officers move them out into Africa thru diplomatic means for save keep.

I however used my position and with a help of an international diplomat/associate move the box consignment that contain the cash amount of USD$50Million out to a Diplomatic Finance Trust Company located in Abidjan, depending when we find a reliable and trusted person who can travel on our behalf to the location for claim in a short notice for security reasons.

I am in keen need of a Reliable and "Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for us up on till our assignment elapses here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 25% of this fund however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business transaction. Further details shall be given to you as soon as you acknowledge the receipt of this mail and your willingness to proceed with us on these respect.

Best Regards,

Capt. Bentley J Grass.
U.S. Marine Corp.
Habbaniyah, Iraq.

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PLEASE TAKE NOTE: THIS IS AN URGENT TOP U.S. MILITARY SECRET INFORMATION PLEASE DON'T KINDLY GIVE IT OUT IF YOU ARE NOT JUST INTERESTED KINDLY LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY
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I got this in my e-mail account today and knew it had to go up here.